Ein Zöllner sitzt heulend uff em Drodwwa. Do kummt en Mann vorbei un frag: ''Was habs den fa en Problem?'' De Zöllner wimmert: ''Mei Poooozeihund is ma weg gelaaf!'' De Mann mennt dann: ''Aaacch,... mach da ämol keen Sorche dei Hundche find schuun alleen werra zurick uff's Revier!'' De Zöllner mennt: ''De Hund schuun, awwa ich net!''
🇬🇧 A customs officer is sitting on the street crying. A man walks by and asks, "What's the problem?" The customs officer whimpers, "My police dog has run away!" The man replies, "Oh, don't worry, your dog will find its way back to the station!" The customs officer says, "The dog will, but not me!"
